Play, Work & Live.

Date August 28, 2008

I. PLAY

So it occured to me while looking at photos of the past few weeks that I am quite social. Lately I’ve been going out more than I usually do. I blame the excitement of moving in to a new place in a more central location, living with my BFF and living so close to awesome people.

I tend to share the photos of my outings and the like (on flickr). Then I realized usually I have a plethora of photos of my debaucherous outings and I must come off as a drunken buffoon. Then I get a little uneasy about my personality in general and think to myself if I ever want to be considered serious I should not be so social and “out there.”

Then again, I am an artist and artists tend to be a little out there in general, no? I think I’m pretty normal, but I’m me and I’ve been told otherwise. Some artists throughout history were known to be reclusive and others were very social and big fans of debauchery. For example, let us consider Toulouse-Lautrec (who is/was at a level of talent far, far beyond my own but I have a point here). He was an artist AND homeboy hung out in brothels all the time then drank like there was no tomorrow.

He died due to alcoholism and syphilis though so I guess I should keep that in mind, too. :|

Really though, I’m no alcoholic. I am responsible. I have a full-time job (and got a sparkling 6-month review recently, SPARKLING!) at a non-profit organization making a conscious effort to improve community, I do side projects, I give to charity, I try to eat my vegetables, I exercise, I vote and my carbon-foot print is way below average. I just justified to myself why it’s okay if I enjoy myself a little too much from time to time.

What trigged this post though was this photo:

classy lady

In the end, I shrug it off and laugh at myself for being so ridiculous sometimes. Also, in that photo I have a wet spot on my boob and I am NOT lactating so I have no idea where the hell that came from. Unsolved Mysteries, I have a story for you to investigate!

I & II. Play & Work in One!

On the “outings” tip, I added a bunch of links under a section called “Network.” I am now on the payroll for 111 Minna’s awesome 80’s night called Barracuda in San Francisco. I wanted to extend my appreciation and  help promote the night because it’s a lot of fun. I get really in to costumes, 80’s music and dancing so really they are doing me a favor by letting me work for them. Although really, looking at photos from the evening I realize that I love to sing along to songs as I dance and that does not make for flattering photos. But hey, it’s fun and as long as it pumps up others to start dancing while there, whatever, right?

go-go dancing @ 111 Minna

II. Work

In other news, unfortunately one of the gals at my day job is leaving us tomorrow. It’s unfortunate because she is quite wonderful but there are good reasons for her departure and we support her fully. While we look for someone to fill her position, I am taking over a few tasks and am a temporary contact person for her area of work.

Part of her work entails collecting resumes from students for jobs. Since I am the temporary contact person now, students will be sending their resumes to me. This morning a student came in looking for me and handed me his resume.

I am the type of person that is very laid back and likes everyone to be at ease. I also have always been in job positions that were not of authoritarian stature (which is not a problem and I am still pretty young, but still). The student that came in was very professional but obviously very anxious and nervous due to this correspondence being about a job opportunity, especially after he asked for Crystal and found out that I was in fact the Crystal he was looking for (must…fight…urge to make Star Wars reference damn it).

I thanked him for his resume and let him know that due to the original contact person leaving that I was uncertain of how soon we can get back to him about job opportunities. I added that I would be speaking to the co-directors today about what the process will be now and contact him ASAP to give him an update.

I have never experienced someone being so nervous to talk to me at work. As it stands right now, I hold the key that unlocks and opens the door to an opportunity. It’s somewhat of a power trip and when that feeling hit me I was unsure of how to respond to it. Of course I’m not the type to abuse power, especially over poor students who really need money and want a job desperately (because believe me, I’ve been there and still kind of AM there, the money party anyway)! I may be a sarcastic asshole but I’m not cruel ;) It was just a new feeling to experience at a job.

Anyway, aside from that little random thing, I’m hoping that I don’t go too insane doing my job as well as the bulk of another job until we get a replacement. I am more than happy to help of course but I just worry a bit about which tasks become priority now that I will covering temporarily. I will be meeting with my co-workers though to iron out the details so I imagine things will be fine.

III. Live

Monday is a holiday and I’m ridiculously happy about that. It means an extra day for furniture shopping at Ikea and in turn “furniture building” weekend. My roommate ordered a couch that is coming in on Saturday too. Our apartment is finally going to look like an apartment! I am definitely going to share before and after photos if we manage to get it all done.

Knowing me, and knowing us, don’t hold your breath on that one, though ;)

Mega-LOL while on IM

Date August 27, 2008

Friend: (mutual friend)’s status on facebook says “(mutual friend) needs a stamp…anyone got one?”

me: haha wtf

Friend: that reminded me of when i was messing with my gf from high school we haven’t had sex yet but we were messing around and she was wet down there and so were her panties then she got up from the bed and said “want a stamp?” and then she squatted on my leg and it was wet hahahaha

me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

me: ahahaha

me: I had to put my head down to stop my laugh from coming out
me: and ending up drooling on myself :|

What do you want from me, World?

Date August 21, 2008

So it occurred to me that in addition to what I mentioned before, due to life circumstances and various distractions I don’t have nearly enough art-related items for regular posts. Though I love art and make it still, obviously, I also want to be able to update this blog with other stuff.

But what kind of stuff should that be though? I don’t know. I have plenty of life events and photos from nights out with friends and so on and so forth that I could update with. But does anyone actually give a shit about any of that?

Then I remember I have real life friends and family that check this site and they tell me all the time that they are interested in such information.

However, I feel like there are other things I could write about as well but I don’t know if it will fall upon deaf ears (or in this case, would it be blind eyes?)

So please tell me internet world, if you please, what kind of updates should I be writing? If personal ones are included on the “want” list tell me so. I especially want you to mention it because then I will feel like less of a narcissistic* bastard for making such updates in the future.

*If you know me well you probably already know that if anything, I’m more histrionic than narcissistic. Where’s that personality disorder test that was floating around online years ago? I think I’m going to re-take the test and see what kind of disorders I have now that I’m close to my mid-twenties.

Christ. Mid-twenties? When the hell did that happen? I’m not implying that “mid-twenties” is a bad thing, it’s just that inside I feel like I’m still somewhere in the range of 17-19. Just with more bills.

Moving along, I found that personality disorder test. So world, this is what is wrong with me! I almost don’t want to post it, for fear of worrying my Mother. I can sincerely say that my Mother has never been less than supportive and loving so none of the blame for my mental issues lie with her. Promise.


Disorder Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Girl Boner for Kevin Pereira.

Date August 20, 2008

Seeing this man this passionate about video games gives me a wicked girl boner. Also when he calls out the ratings on other games, hahaha! LOVE. It.

Too Human: Screw the HatersMy two pennies concerning the negative reviews Too Human has been receiving. Relax: The game is FUN!

I sometimes miss having Game Art & Design as my major. But then I love making art for itself and not so much because I’d have to make something for a game, i.e. someone else’s vision. Then again it would be pretty bad ass.

Alas, I’ll just watch G4 with my roommate and nerd out.

Speaking of games, I put $5 on a reserved copy of Ghostbusters months ago. SO. EXCITED.

edit: while thinking about my reserved copy of Ghostbusters, I thought about how I have Rock Band 2 on my wishlist. Then I realized, someone bought me the Hitachi I put on my wishlist as a half joke. It arrived last Tuesday but I was at work so I called UPS to have it delivered at work (yes yes, I know, but it’s in a box so it’d be fine). They said “Sure, expect it on Thursday.” It’s almost a WEEK later and where is the damned thing?

I hate you, UPS.

I hate you.

Hate Mail.

Date August 18, 2008

If you are a blogger, you are destined to get hate mail. I have gotten at least two or three pieces of hate mail since I’ve had a blog which is actually a really low number considering I’ve been blogging for a good 7+ years. In any case, I find it amusing and a bit sad that anyone would go out of their way to send one, let alone use any energy towards writing one in the first place.

This is hate mail #4 (and hate mail #1 for this particular blog I have) that someone sent to me. It was a response to a Flickr update of mine:

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from: melissa mahoney <soulpowerstar@gmail.com>
to: crystal@crystal-lynn.net
date: Wed, Aug 13, 2008 at 10:50 AM
subject: …


tired + feeling like ass + using this for reference at some point soon

you forgot you looking like ass too. girl speaks out. what does
a girl have to say. bitches are vain empty cowardly creatures. show
your tits, and do your fucking job, ho.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hilarious :D

In other news I really should blog more. But I have been too busy with moving, then too busy enjoying life to really shit down and write out a well-thought out entry. Due to my move and other distractions I haven’t really created any new art, though I have plans to this week so at least that’s some kind of update. Some of you that read this are friends of mine, others, like my Mom (hi Mom!) read this so I promise that I will start sharing more.

Oh, another excuse is that my laptop is a complete and utter piece of crap, so I tend to stay off the computer at home.

I will share this with you all though: I love living in the bay area. L-O-V-E.

… I totally said “shit” instead of “sit” but I am going to leave it because I think that mistake is hilarious. I love myself for it.